16.02.2011 22 °C
We've sifted through thousands of our photos of India and come up with a few to amuse you...
The Thinker ..."Now let me see... Should I send the next lot the right way or the wrong way...?"
"Can I have the brown one in the middle at the bottom, please."
"Help! Call an ambulance - My camel just bit off my ear."
"Just hang on tight and don't look down."
"7UP is O.K., but I'd rather have a Coke."
"I've got my hat for the royal wedding!"
"I bet mine's bigger than yours."
One of these is a holy sadhu who will bless you - the other is just a scheming beggar in costume who'll try to rip you off for ten dollars if you take his photo. You choose!
"Has anyone seen my camel?"
Indian head-on collision.
Indian back seat driver.
"One step closer and I'll spit!"